My name is Mike Gillis. I'm the head writer for The Onion. I've also written pieces for The New Yorker, The Atlantic, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Tricycle, ClickHole, and the Supreme Court (in the form of this amicus brief that I co-authored). My short stories have shown up in the Chicago Quarterly Review, Hobart, and PULP Literature. I'm writing several novels. I also make games with the collective Serious Hats Only, like this or this or this. Check out the links above, and get in touch through the Contact page if you want me to hear from me more often.